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You too can do nothing in almost no time! And now you can buy on a normal e-commerce site @
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I'm not sure that anything will. Of course, you can still fill out and mail this form. The irony is worth it!
___Yes! I want nothing at this time. Quantity___ send nothing to: Name___________________________Address________________________________________ _______________________City___________________________State_____Zip___________ Cost: $5.00 per order (includes postage, U.S. only). Also available, tee-shirts that say nothing on them, black on black or white on white (actual silk screening, not just a blank shirt). From long distances it looks like it says nothing, close up you can see that it really says nothing. Specify color Black__ White__ Specify size Small__ Medium__ Large__ Xlarge__ XXlarge__ ___Yes! I want tee-shirts that say nothing on them. Quantity___ send it (them) to: Name___________________________Address________________________________________ _______________________City___________________________State_____Zip___________ Cost: $20.00 each (includes postage, U.S. only). Please pay by check or money order only (no cash, no credit cards). Make check payable to Tom Johnson. 4 to 8 weeks to delivery.
Sorry we can't afford any fancy secure servers or anything
like that but we're on a budget that's next to nothing, really.
Send your order to:
P.O. Box 1079
Willcox, AZ 85644
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